five comic book people i’d totally do

when you are left on your own to close an entire magazine, not only do you feel absolutely manic, you also tend to think of some bizarre things. triggered by this video, it didn’t take me too long to come with a list of people who i’d gladly shed my clothes for. more than anything else, it worries me to realise the fact that i already knew who i’d be writing about and in what order exactly. but then again, a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do!

#5 boy from ‘kill your boyfriend’

to quote myself, “ever heard the story about the boy who nonchalantly leans on the fence, drinking something alcoholic, teasing, charming and, of course, intriguing?”. well, going by my obvious tastes in men, boy here seems to be tailor made for me. and going by the book, kink does seem to be his thing!

#4 harley quinn and joker from batman

admit it. even you want to do them. preferably at the same time. not only are they hot, they are insane as well! and you know the thing they say about insane people… right? if you don’t, then you’ll definitely be pleasantly surprised!

#3 alucard from hellsing

if you are a woman and if you haven’t been introduced to alucard yet, you my dear, are missing out on page after page of sheer sex! i am not the girl who could be bothered much about manga. but dear old alucard, with his soft spots for the ‘master’ definitely deserves to be on this list!

#2 lucifer morningstar from sandman/lucifer

mister morningstar here not only knows of solar fusion but the upanishads and music and so much more. whoever said good guys can’t be sexy, clearly didn’t know all about the right kind of good guys!

#1 john constantine from hellblazer

brit. hot. drunk. spewing expletives. no consideration for anything. cynical and a sorcerer. really, why would anyone not want to do him? i really couldn’t care less about your tastes and preferences, but as far as i go, if i could, i would sport a constant boner for this man.

special mentions

there are the men i have lusted after day in and day out, and at times, even written slash fiction about. it would be sheer insanity if i sat down to list all these men from the sequential world, but since i am greedy, i am going to mention these few, because they undeniably are some of the hottest!

conner kent